ABOUT ME

I sound like I was raised by crawfish. (That isn't even me on the recording btw.)

Former mayor, city manager, water superintendent, farmworker, youth director, and IT worker.

Current writer/publisher, teacher, performer and seminary graduate who would be happy to speak at that thing you're having.

For the interns who live near me: I apologize, my dog Buddy had territory in town before your employer did and anyways he's a buffoon.

For high school students: you are hereby discouraged from buying books I wrote. (If you have that much money maybe buy some pencils and paper instead.) Click the "High School Students" tab.

For college students: why are you creeping on this website? Buy a book. Financial assistance available.